Your Bones Peaked at 30. Nobody Checked.


by Andre Heeg, MD, DDS Your Bones Peaked at 30. Nobody Checked. It’s 1987. I’m eight years old, standing on my grandma’s king-size bed. My cousins are with me. One pretends to be knocked out on the pillows. Another acts as the referee, counting to three as seriously as only a second-grader can. The bedframe is solid oak, built to outlast its owners. We ignore that. All that matters to us is WWF wrestling. This was the golden age: Hulk Hogan, Andre the Giant, “Macho Man” Randy Savage, Roddy...